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The Hash-Slinging Slasher is a parody of slasher film villains such as Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Freddy Krueger.But that left just one question: Who was flickering the lights? The three then find that Nosferatu was the culprit there. He also said that he was the one who called but he hung up because he was nervous.
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Fortunately, the Hash-Slinging Slasher was not real at all, as the figure whom they mistaken as the Hash-Slinging Slasher was actually a nervous fish who was trying to get a job application and that his hand was hidden under his sleeve. The story later seemingly came true as the supposed ghost came and approach the horrified SpongeBob and Squidward. Finally the bus that ran him over will appear and drop him off.Next the phone will ring, but no one will be answering.First the lights will flicker on and off in a repetitious cycle.There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher: As he died, he was "fired" at his funeral, in which from Squidward's tone as he said this suggested that he was fired in a disrespectful manner. When he was going home, a bus immediately crashes and hits him, killing him. He immediately replaced the severed hand with a rusted spatula. One night, when he was cutting some patties, he accidentally cut-off his left hand. It was revealed to be some guy who wanted a job application.Īccording to Squidward, he was once a fry cook at the Krusty Krab who was more clumsier than SpongeBob. The Hash-Slinging Slasher is a ghost made up by Squidward in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Graveyard Shift" to scare SpongeBob.